Okay, Universe, who decided that women of a certain age, specifically, middle, on the down side of the 5th decade, should still get blemishes??? Yes, zits! At my age! Preposterous! And not just the occasional, perimenopausal-induced blemish, but two. Two! On opposite sides of my face, so I can't even sit with just one side of my face towards my companion. Who, I ask, who?
Pimple. Bbbaaadddd p-word.